Random thoughts and/or articles on running, track/field and various subjects (e.g. wine, life, health, nothing, etc).

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Random.......



I’m standing around the posted race results at a recent 5K. Standing next to me, was a mature gentleman perusing times by age group.

A couple standing nearby asked the silver fox, ‘How did it go today?’

He replied, ‘I ran well and won my age group.’

The couple then asked, ‘Which age group?’

'The over 80', answered the sage.

The couple spoke in tandem, ‘Wow, you’re still very fast.’

The wise man then said, ‘No, not really. I’ve just been able to outlive my competition.’

Priceless....................

Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Incident

An additional paragraph or two for the "running memoirs"........this one, of course, 
belongs in the chapter- "animals".


This morning's run started as usual, slow and easy, heading north from home.
Upon reaching Old Eustis Rd & Donnelly St, I proceeded west, down the hill 
on Old Eustis Rd. It was on the downhill that the ground shook like the streets 
of Pamplona. (Please allow me to embellish).

Fast approaching from a neighbor's yard was a bull, well it seemed like one, 
in the darkness and fog. This was no ordinary bull, but a giant Rottweiler, barking 
and covering ground at the speed of light. I came to a complete stop, as there was 
no way I'd out run this beast (even if he was over weight). This massive canine was 
looking for breakfast and I was on the menu. It was my quick thinking dog instincts 
(?? or was it fright) that made me scream and yell at him. It worked, he stopped,
for a second or two.

He then made another loud barking charge, only to be met by more of my screaming 
and yelling. He came to another stop, after a second or two of braking, just like a run 
away freight train. I then gave him a good boy, go home command. He just stood and 
gazed his fierce eyes at my meat and bones. He wanted breakfast really bad, 
he could taste it, but not to be.

I then, slowly walked away never turning my back at him. Once I was out of sight, 
I started running again. Well, truthfully my legs were a bit wobbly after meeting 
my new friend.

Have a nice day CUJO, see you again soon!!!

--
*****************
run for your life
*****************